.the real mark.
Alan wrote this poem for me on my 30th birthday! How sweet!
The Real Mark Villoria
By A. Moore
I followed Mark to work yesterday,
I would have to honestly say,
That he didn’t go the way,
That he says he goes everyday.
He didn’t drive to ABC,
Or down that one street,
But he went another place,
Where his true profession takes him each day.
Mark drove north not south
To a mysterious house
With a sign out front with a silhouette of a mouse.
This house is disguised as a place for vets
A place for dogs to get rid of fleas
But it’s really a ninja training facility.
Yeah Mark’s a ninja nobody knew
Even Oleah and his daughters there are 2
And all of his friends don’t even know
Where he gone since he’s been on the go?
So did he really to go Berry College?
No that was an underground, secret, weapons training camp.
So did he study Chemistry at UF?
No Laser Induced Plasma Spectroscopy-L.I.P.S.
LIPS actually stands for Licensed Integrated Police Society.
Which is actually the name of his Ninja Posse.
So isn’t Mark becoming a pastor soon?
Yeah there is nothing in Scripture that says a pastor can’t be a killin’ machine ninja.
So where does all that free meat come from-the free meat he gives his friends?
Well I will just say that whoever messed with Mark gets a free trip to the butcher if you know what I am saying.
Anyway…
Tonight we not only celebrate Mark’s birthday but Mark has decided to go to study at the University.
Mark is going to college to get a Bachelor’s in Chemistry and hopefully go on for a Ph.D.
Happy Birthday Mark good luck at college I’m sure you will do well.